sorry for the long lapse since my last post - between all the business networking
(pimping) and olympic torch hoopla
(commie internet censorship), it's been hard finding the time to post and just accessing the blog site from here can be painfully slow. in order to make up for lost time, i'm offering you something i picked up on the way back from a two-day business trip up north.
may i suggest a simple little revision to get more locals to obey your seatbelt law? now chang and ming will know you're referring to them.
...and so is driving around with a bicycle spoke as a steering wheel while sticking your bleeding hand out the window, you stupid egghead!
...and DO NOT USE ADVERB WRONGLY.
apparently size
does matter. if they really enforced this law, most guys here would be cruising in the left lane. who would have known driving in china could be this emasculating!
may i suggest a simple little revision to get more locals to obey your seatbelt law? now chang and ming will know you're referring to them.
...and so is driving around with a bicycle spoke as a steering wheel while sticking your bleeding hand out the window, you stupid egghead!
...and DO NOT USE ADVERB WRONGLY.
apparently size does matter. if they really enforced this law, most guys here would be cruising in the left lane. who would have known driving in china could be this emasculating!
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i'm already waiting for that mysterious knock on my door in the middle of the night. so if you guys don't see a posting from me for weeks, please call the embassy immediately!
Seriously JHSUN...if you get silent on us, Jackie Chan and I are gonna come over there and kick some commie-a$$ until we find you! :)
Jason,
this is hilarious... you definitely have too much time on your hands ;)
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