i would like to preface this post with the fact that we're relatively close to north korea here, so don, this post is dedicated to you since you're a halfsie gook (yeah, you know where i'm going with this...)
i was having dinner last night with the gang, which consists of my aunt, uncle and a handful of employees that live on the premises with us. we all share the same table with a lazy susan full of 7 or 8 different dishes. as i quickly rotated past the congealed cubed pork collagen, i came up to this semi-familiar dish which i assumed was chicken. i took a bite and thought, "wow, this is some tender chicken!", not really paying attention to the fact that the bone structure was a little different. ten minutes later when everyone was about finished, the cook came out of the kitchen chuckling. so my aunt asked her, "what are you laughing about?". she replied sadistically,"i hope you guys liked the rabbit!"
my aunt went into apartment and within 60 seconds stormed out and said to the cook, "bitch, if i catch you serving dog to us, you're f**king fired!" (in chinese, of course)
(i apologize that there is no visual to go with today's post - and i don't mean of the rabbit...i mean of my aunt bitching at the cook! now that was exquisite.)
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mmm...dog. the sweetest meat you'll ever eat. or so i've been told, by many a lassie eater. did i ever tell you the story of my mom's pet dog, her mean stepfather, and the hammer? let's just say this fairy tale didn't have a happy ending...
rabbit is my most most favorite. And another is FROG. haha.
Soo... does that mean you ate dog or rabbit?? please clarify...
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